definition of LONG weekend

Ah a weekend away from home. Not that I go home during weekends anyway, so what made this weekend so special? It was a... wait for it (too much How I met Your Mother)... a LONG weekend. So what is a long weekend? Let us find out using the several techniques I have learnt recently.

1) AC220xC Theorem

Well according to the principle of AC220xC (x being the number of semesters), if you don't know how to define something, just translate it into Bahasa Melayu. Ok, so here goes. Long weekend ishujung minggu yang panjang. Now that was as helpful as a person handing you a ladder when there's a fire. Maybe you could try to put out the fire with the ladder.

Ok bad idea. Next.

2) The pictorial learner method

According to Che Ah, one must be a pictorial learner or a literatory (made it up) learner. So with the semangat of wanting to become a pictorial learner, here goes:

Did that make any sense:

3) The Dewa method

By utilizing the Dewa method, one can summarize entire pages of information into a post-it note. Even verbal information can be summarized into a single phrord (phrase+word) as it is said with such speed that it will make a new sound altogether.

Situation: Dewa wants to warn a passerby that a car is coming his or her way.

What Dewa will say: Kereta, kereta kereta!

What it will sound like in Dewaspeed: ketetetete

(it is said so fast that sometimes the te overtakes the ke, and sometimes they will combine to form tke or kte)

But wait, we don't want to summarize LONG weekend, we want to elaborate it. So, next step. Maybe next time, Dewa :(

4) The procrastination method

Why do it today when you can do it tomorrow? (repeat this sentence everyday)

I like this method (but because of it PSA almost killed me, but that's another story).

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